Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I unwillingly transferred to a private from a public school this year, due to my parent's rampant political beliefs. Some of the popular girls I went to school with in elementary school also attend this school. I smiled at one of them in the hallway when I saw them this morning. She saw me and rolled her eyes. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, one of my friends got upset with me because I’m leaving our high school. The high school I have been bullied at for the past 3 years. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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tacojauns 45
She secretly loves you
sig4life 18
Wow, she needs a taste of her own medicine.
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Comments (197)
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Assuming the administration doesn't suck, you should be able to work something out with them; however, that seems to be one persistent and cruel kid. Good luck.
possy 19
It's never assault if it is self-defence. Just saying! You hear about all this anti-bulling campaigning, but reality is the schools can't do much. Every parent thinks their child is innocent and perfect. I just want to slap the shit out of the patents that won't stop their kid from bullying others!! That really grinds my gears!!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
That's one assertive, dedicated bitch. May i suggest talking to the administrators?
Omfgitsmia 15
Considered a restraining order?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just fight her everyday until she gets the message. She'll get tired of the pain eventually. Don't avoid your enemies truck through them with a do or die mentality like it's the last fight you'll ever have in life because that's still better than living in fear.
noelasis94 18
Tell her she keeps bothering you you'll take a shit on her chest ask her if she likes that sort of thing first because you don't wanna give her something she likes
HowieDoIt 21
What is going on inside your head?
tmmundy 17
39...Are you sure you REALLY want an answer to that question?
Jaszzie 6
Don't forget to bring toilet paper!
perdix 31
You must be an outstanding victim! There's got to be a way to turn that kind of talent into big money. Of course, the bullies would just take it away from you.
picante72 24
Fight vs. flight. Fleeing didn't work. Time to go ape on her ass.
caplox 6
thats ridiculous. how did she even know what school you were going to?
blackman100 20
She is obvy jelly of you.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Oh dear god…I can't even…I just don't know why you would ever…you're tacky and I hate you.