Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
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Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I unwillingly transferred to a private from a public school this year, due to my parent's rampant political beliefs. Some of the popular girls I went to school with in elementary school also attend this school. I smiled at one of them in the hallway when I saw them this morning. She saw me and rolled her eyes. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, one of my friends got upset with me because I’m leaving our high school. The high school I have been bullied at for the past 3 years. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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tacojauns 45
She secretly loves you
sig4life 18
Wow, she needs a taste of her own medicine.
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Comments (197)
kittycat1597 10
Overly attached bully
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
You better take some boxing lessens real quick!
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Lessons*
karlcolt45 19
now flats is gonna beat me up!
deathtothepix 26
there's probably some sort of "bully" in your new school. Id stare some shit between the old bully and the new one and let her see how it feels. She can't just start a new school and expect to be top dog automatically!
glamorous18 10
show her the movie Bully. it just came out.
eliotar 6
Punch her in the mouth really hard. Maybe she'll leave you alone.
ulissey_fml 22
Whatever you do, DON'T keep it to yourself. People like her just won't stop until they ARE stopped. It might be enough to let an adult who is close to you know serious it is, and act on it. Bullies can actually also be big cowards.
sahracrou 7
You have to learn how to defend yourself, otherwise everyone will walk over you, always. Take some self-defense classes and kick her ass. Size doesn`t matter, it`s technique that counts (no pun intended). Trust me on this one. Sometimes you just can`t reason with stupid people.
outoftown 27
Not a bad idea for anyone. Learning how to handle yourself gives you a quiet confidence that carries over into normal life. Just don't get cocky early on and take on more than you can handle.
slingo234 12
Stalker status much? My school never did anything about bullying. She's just jealous she can't be you. focus on school graduate and maybe someday you'll be be her boss and transfer her to another country
Etweens96 25
Tell your school! Or the Cops! It's better to get an adult involved, You also have to show this chick your not afraid. IGNORE her, it drives them nuts! Trust me, I've been bullied for years, it works like a charm.
junkman6 22
Bullied for years... And it worked.... Anyone else notice the logic gap here?