Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my crush has been acting weird around me with his best friend. He's been totally avoiding me. I talked to his best friend and I asked about the vibe change, and if they're mad at me. He acted a little surprised and casually said, "No… I mean I did shit-talk you for like two hours yesterday, but other than that we're chill." FML
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biggee531 7
At least he didn't try to lead you on. I'd rather someone be up front than play games.
jouchebag 0
The truth hurts sometimes.
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Comments (88)
DropBearHunter 8
Stalking time!
guenter 0
Time stalks YOU
DropBearHunter 8
Only in Soviet Russia.
gntfmlingnow 12
Am I the only one to notice that you're AlLWAYS in a good mood?
LotsaLaughs 5
Awhh, sorry about that: ( at least you talked to him though, it was worth a shot! & hey, who knows? His friend is probably just jelous!!!
LotsaLaughs 5
Awhh, sorry about that: ( at least you talked to him though, it was worth a shot! & hey, who knows? His friend is probably just jelous!!!
EvilPotato 15
32 I have made that observation too.
XenaWP 6
Nah- I hate people 'professing' their love... You give a hint (or several) and if there is no move on their part then either a) it's not reciprocated, or b) they are clueless. In the case of b), going out with them would be no fun anyway.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Kindly said, #1. OP, it's hard to tell people how you feel, especially if you're not interested and she's going on about how much she likes you. Your crush is a wimp but don't think too badly of him. His friend had good intentions but a rotten delivery. Next time you have a crush, keep it simple and give the bloke a chance to say how he feels. It may save both of you some embarrassment. Shake it off and move on.
Enslaved 38
Confessing your feelings on the phone to someone may not be the best idea because you can't read their body language. Sorry his friend was overly blunt. He could have been nicer.
ndhin831 2
Yeah, face to face is the way to do it. Plus nothing says "I love you" like a ******** and you can't give one of those over the phone.
smexehXredhead0 0
His friend sounds like a complete douchebag! That is in no means very nice at all!
cmayo 3
Truer words have never been spoken.