Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my crush has been acting weird around me with his best friend. He's been totally avoiding me. I talked to his best friend and I asked about the vibe change, and if they're mad at me. He acted a little surprised and casually said, "No… I mean I did shit-talk you for like two hours yesterday, but other than that we're chill." FML
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Top comments
biggee531 7
At least he didn't try to lead you on. I'd rather someone be up front than play games.
jouchebag 0
The truth hurts sometimes.
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Comments (88)
MrSassypants 34
If he doesn't like you that must means he love you. You must follow his every move OP, it's the only logical thing to do.
False_Stupidity 42
The first lesson in stalker class?
DjeePee 25
Maybe his friend lied to you. Maybe he felt that this upcoming romance would lead to less gaming/punching/laughing-time with his friend and therefore, his unbearable jealousy made him decide to create this terrible lie, in which you are dumped and your broken heart will never search for the attention of his friend again. Or maybe his friend is a wussy and ordered him to deny you.
Fatalist_ 2
Punching?
DjeePee 25
Yeah, punching. You know, a friendly fight, don't guys do that sometimes? No? Maybe it's better if I replace 'punching' with 'farting'. There's nothing so manly than having a fart competition!
Fatalist_ 2
Guess thats why u wear the gasmask
topie_fml 6
Man do I love manly farting contests.
miserypoison 13
It's the truth and the sooner you inherit it the sooner your time will be saved.
aback 5
Good advice!
chemman5 12
"you ever seen the movie shes just not that into you"
mintcar 10
" You Ever Seen The Movie, She's Just Not That Into You" Nope, I don't think I've seen THAT movie.
BWill9014 4
Well, now you know at least
hannahcorrine 0
I find that as soon as you stop looking for someone, they find you. ;)
hannahcorrine 0
86, exactly! All girls, me being one so I know, are so shy and it's expected that guys ask us out. If it wasn't so uncommon. I'd probably ask someone out. But to me it seems odd.
itsklaudia 3
all girls.. i dont think so imma chick and i wouldnt be embarassed to ask a guy out or be too shy.. and its not weird at all, theres nothing wrong with it, ive done it before and we went out its the person it shouldn't be only guys
WitchyArmyWife00 0
Because subconsciously you are still looking for someone...subconsciously.
AlbinoBear 0
Well maybe you should bitch them out
charlotte100 2
He shoulda told you himself than to have his friend tell u.
the__usual 0
Good for OP for being able to sum up the courage and tell them how they felt! - I remember so many crushes I went through without saying a word.