Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
Today, my crush has been acting weird around me with his best friend. He's been totally avoiding me. I talked to his best friend and I asked about the vibe change, and if they're mad at me. He acted a little surprised and casually said, "No… I mean I did shit-talk you for like two hours yesterday, but other than that we're chill." FML
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biggee531 7
At least he didn't try to lead you on. I'd rather someone be up front than play games.
jouchebag 0
The truth hurts sometimes.
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Comments (88)
Ferretface 13
We don't know if OP's crush was gentle or not...All we know is his friend was being a dick.
Palirose 22
53 if the guys she was talking to was with his friend then obviously he doesn't like her enough to say so himself so he bitched out and had his friend text her.
zombicidal 11
it is a bit irritating to have some just continually text you and try to give "hints" of their feeling but the friend was a bit of a douche
survivorSos 0
At least he was honest with you. Learn to except the troth (:
karagarren 8
the best hint to give someone is telling them they are just like a brother or sister to you. that's kind of a flashing light
ikickgingers 15
They call it a crush for a reason...
Enslaved 38
Is that a "Sixteen Candles" quote? I think so.....(: Haha, I heart Jake Ryan!!!
ikickgingers 15
What's happening hot stuff??? I heart that movie :)
Enslaved 38
I'm picturing you saying that in- Long Duck Dong's voice. ;)
perdix 31
Plan A has failed -- the standard boy and girl are mutually attracted and get together -- and now it's time to move on to Plan B. First, buy a pair of binoculars, a box of tissues and a bucket of Vaseline... The more you stick with it, the more he's going to love you in the end. It cannot fail, so don't fail him by giving up.
ikickgingers 15
Why didn't I know about plan A. I skipped it and went to plan C. It involves; whips, binoculars, cheese doodles, Facebook stalker pictures, and I can't believe it's not butter...
perdix 31
and night-vision goggles and scissors and absorbent pads and plastic baggies to collect, store and catalog your beloved's hair and bodily fluid samples. Pellet guns to repel rivals are also imperative. You are ready for the academy ;)
Soloman212 28
Yes, because people love their brothers and sisters the same way they love their crush, and want to have hot incest with them.
XenaWP 6
You have GOT to be kidding me.. Telling someone they are like a brother or sister? That has the OPPOSITE effect. Have you ever actually been hit on?? :-/
kabocha_cookie 0
Harsh, but at least you know how he feels from a reliable source.