Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
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RadPenny 6
Oh Apple :)
deviable 9
Why not just use a mirror?
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Comments (214)
rattusrattus 19
At least it wasn't Facebook. Although you could have tagged it with all the people you don't like.
RedMosquito 4
Oh the joys of amateur proctology!
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Omg who the **** keeps on voting thumbs down on comments?!
Krirn 21
The kind of people OP tends to take pictures of.
perdix 31
You mom and grandma probably think you are trying too hard to get a boyfriend. I recall PhotoStream as being opt-in. When I realized how it worked, I said, "****, no!"
thewife5 19
I did
clumsychik 1
95- *girlfriend
Krirn 21
144- You missed the joke.
alvarny 17
You want to do a prostate examination while you're at it?
RedMosquito 4
Hey, just say it was homework. You had to study for your rectal exam.
XtraEzeee 8
Who said OP was in school?
XtraEzeee 8
Who said OP was in school?
XtraEzeee 8
Who said OP was in school?
TheSmoothDude 10
63 - I don't think you know what a rectal exam is.
MegaElectric 1
That's a You deserve it and I agree your life sucks. If u want in settings u can turn photo stream off.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
I don't know why people gave you thumbs down for this comment. I think the OP could find your comment to be very helpful.
Dracoboxer357 36
56- Unfortunately, many people don't tune into fml to be helpful, just to exchange commentary, and laugh at others misfortunes. ;) I'm here for all three, honestly, so if I can give an encouraging word or two, I will. :)
KiwiKitten 2
Hah! Apple can be a bitch. But you totally deserved it.
straightxedge74 0
Guess you coulda just asked your mom in the first place.
sourskittle95 5
What about mirrors...
zach8771 3
I wish I heard the embarrassing explanation and reaction