Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML
Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML
Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML
Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML
Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML
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RadPenny 6
Oh Apple :)
deviable 9
Why not just use a mirror?
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Comments (214)
Goatinsfriend 8
Those poor women.
TheFamilyElf 17
There's this really cool new invention called the mirror... Ever heard of it? It's quite helpful and saves you from situations such as this.
thatonetroll 0
Mirrors were invented long time ago actually.
TheFamilyElf 17
So was sarcasm.
KiddNYC1O 22
That one troll.
DocBastard 40
When you act like an asshole, the whole world can see you're an asshole.* *Alternately, the whole world can see your asshole.
DKjazz 20
The depth of the statement depends on the depth of the asshole.
bettyc4 26
That stinks... ;D
bettyc4 26
So far 13 of you have no sense of cheap humor
bettyc4 26
At least 18 of you have no sense of cheap humor
niznor99 6
:D
starman02 12
LOL! That is disgusting!
TheBeastiest 6
Ask about their opinion. The FML should have been posted by your mum saying "today, I was going to show my mum a picture of my son on my iPad bit instead a picture of his anus came up, almost gave her a heart attack FML.
KM96 24
Maybe next time use a mirror or something reflective? Anything even a camera would have been better than that ...
Awsumuzzie 12
There's this feature nowadays where you have a camera ON your phone... I know, this is madness! I agree with the first half of your comment though.
desireev 18
Isn't the camera what got him into this mess anyway? Just a thought....
jojoboy 0
Usually there are better ways to check an itch than shoving an iPhone against our butthole
eemory25 0
Funny
jojoboy 0
Okay..
Honestly_Lainey 21
Next time, OP. Next time.
alvin_colvin 2
big deal scratch it crybaby
THE_A_TEEN 28
Even better, wipe your arse with toilet paper. No need to have your hand smell like dirty ass & shit.
TrancyPants 0
This FML gave me a heart attack. But thank god my photostream has been turned off since forever ago.
jbloogle 10
So you've taken photos of your butthole too?