Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
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nerdking21 10
Well, it did fit in with the lesson
alyzandra 0
I can see something like this actually happening, and it's fantastic. I only wish I could've been one of your students. What a story.
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Comments (105)
girlskill 0
also, for once i agree with plexico haha
soxwin04and05 0
lol, Naked Gun... anybody?
Synchestra_fml 2
Just what I was thinking. I had no idea Frank Drebin browsed FML >.>
polico_wolf 0
ydi for having a microphone up your bum
B00_fml 0
There's a good way to explain methane.
sc27 0
LOL
computerpete 3
Sounds just like a scene from one of The Naked Gun movies.
RequiemCube 0
I just hope it wasn't one of those farts that sounds like "Bueller... Bueller..."
nerdking21 10
That would have really suck :D That's why it's a bad idea to whole habanaros, they tend rip through you.
fxdxhk90 0
This is simple to explain. You were demonstrating the ideal gas law (pv= nrt) and by reducing the moles of gas in your intestines, you were relieving pressure, demonstrating a perfect linear relationship. As a follow up question, ask them the work done by your ass in expelling the gas.
taz1 1
LMAO! This has to be one of my favourite fmls ever! Wish I could have been in that lecture!
Macthenyfe 0
That's just too perfect for words. You should have just incorporated into your lecture. Sure, some may complain, but there would be a wait list for evey one of your classes.