Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
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nerdking21 10
Well, it did fit in with the lesson
alyzandra 0
I can see something like this actually happening, and it's fantastic. I only wish I could've been one of your students. What a story.
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Comments (105)
guitardedman 0
you shouldve worked it into the lesson plan. rip a ******* monster and ask someone in the first row to see how long before it diffuses into the entire room
flinkpamingo 0
Ain't it great to be human?
xHaniffax 0
gases
eliz3 0
You're lecturing about gases and yet you can't even spell it?
medfly 2
gasses is OK.
jdkfgkjdfb 0
Ironic how the lecture was about gases. And for all of you saying that gasses is the improper way to spell it, it can be spelled either way.
TheMusicNote18 0
YDI for having a class old enough to learn chemistry that still laughs at farts. -_-
mrwilliams 0
Dude, everybody laughs at farts.
kukopia 0
FAKE You don't know ahead of time which farts will be "unusually loud".
escualida 0
he didn't say that the reason he went out was bc it was going to be unusually loud, he could have just gone out to let out a fart (because he didn't want it to smell inside probably) and when he let it out it turned out to be unusually loud
_jdreaming 0
rflmao!
newbzoors 0
And that kids, is an example of a noxious gas.
girlskill 0
hahaha i agree with newbzoors. should've played it off like it was all a joke and been like and now to continue our lecture on gas....