Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)
TheLuckyBike 0
5 bucks can buy him soap
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Comments (156)
twinkybandit 2
find a new roomie & let him soak in his filth the rest of the year hahahahaha
sheribb 5
hot.
WolfsGuns 0
the new update for the ipod iz awesome ;)
chewbacca69 0
ning munger
imhowie 2
@19 I was going to say the exact same thing!
prabhumsc 0
test
dee1390 0
Bet him that you can find a new roommate by Christmas! I would also bet him that I'd call the landlord by Christmas.
SarahhBabi 0
ewhhhh fyl. that is so gross!
wtfed 0
pssh, FHL.. you'll get the stink.. he has to live with being a dumbass.. and prolly a nasty infection.. fungus... in the crotchular area maybe ( that's right..i invented a word.)
diva1998 8
give him $20 to stop the bet!