Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gagging for it
Today, it's the sixth anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohdear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time flies by
Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
Cslouth
Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
The one that got away
Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML
notgettingany
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
NeedToGetLaid
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Congratulations
Today, it’s mine and my fiancée’s two year anniversary. No, not our engagement or dating anniversary, it’s the two year anniversary of when we last had sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Ten years, going strong
Today, it's the 10th anniversary of the last time I had sex, and that was a drunk pity shag down an alley that lasted less than 30 seconds, due to me getting my period and his whiskey dick. Since then, all my sexual encounters have included the internet and rechargeable batteries. FML
rj
Goddard, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Motionless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lifeless
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
le_evan
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Time waster
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Top comments
keego 0
so. ur married?
tincan 0
I'm 22, virgin, and friggin' proud of it. =P
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Comments (61)
red_wings 0
wow I agree with #13...you obviously haven't tried if its been 6 years
jaebaybay 0
Your life may be fckd but you sure aren't :)
truthisRelative 0
Oh! Nice.
aliasanonymous 0
It's not too late. You can still join the Shaker movement.
Kryptorious 0
oh wow lol
SirAlan 0
I'm 21 and never had a partner, let alone sex.
24788 7
People go way longer than you. Just keep trying though.
vampirate 0
tincan, thank you. why are people so damn focused on sex??? get the **** over yourselves, there are far more important things in life.
dan81892 2
#10 i've never had sex in my entire life, and i've certainly never had to turn anyone down on it. i think you need to not take people wanting you for granted.
that_guy_you_are 0
LOL. Basement dweller.
o76923 8
I hear the pope has been at it for like 90 years. You still got a ways to go.