Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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SpaceToast 25
Is your boyfriend a 12 year-old boy by any chance?
Chazzster 32
I am surprised at his stupid some people are and what pigs some people are. Obviously your boyfriend is a pig. Why is he still your boyfriend?
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Comments (29)
young_stud 14
You shouldn't have brought out the big guns right away. You should have started off with something more manageable like having him change his underwear weekly then slowly have him change it more and more regularly until his comfortable enough to do it every day. Baby steps.
kingshelly 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's not necessary to change your underwear every single day. Every two days is reasonable.
moonlight77 28
Seriously?? What are you.. 5??
heyimneph 2
What are you? A moron...? People who think it's impossible to wear an item of clothing more than once must be disgusting, sweaty creatures who live in a dirt pit... Most of the time, an item of clothing isn't soiled by being worn once and underwear if no different (assuming they actually clean themselves). The comments here are straight up moronic.
C8H18 33
The genital area is always warm and sweats even if you feel perfectly comfortable. This can cause fungal infections if the moisture is not releived. Besides that there's also a risk of bacterial infections and rashes. So yes, it's 100% nessessary to change your underwear every single day. But having said that, I work at a pharmacy and your dirty hygiene makes me more money, so do as you wish.
SneezyBear 27
Guys, there's an easy solution to this conundrum. You don't *ever* have to change your underwear if you just go commando. *bows*
PBcupcake 7
same! I wear underwear only when I have to like work lol otherwise just shorts and never pajama bottoms. keeps things nice and aired out
moonlight77 28
Haha you must be as childish as, OP, and uneducated at that!
readingrachel 9
Cool, I guess you're looking for a new boyfriend
MisstressNicole 20
If you have to tell him that, why are you with him?
Exaspera 55
Make him go and be silent elsewhere.
Talented73 54
Maybe you should change your boyfriend? Just sayin'....
Noodlezzzzz 5
Break up with him...