Today, it's the 14th year that I have been living-existing-being in the second friend zone in a row. It all started with harmless sympathy and ended with severe mental addiction, with withdrawal syndrome. My life became hell. Nothing helped me. In the end, only God - who actually created all this for me - helped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, it's been two years since a club trip where I met someone who, for the first and last time in my life of crippling self hatred and depression, I actually believed might like me back. It's also been two years since I heard anything from him, despite him promising to keep in touch. FML
Today, I have been single for four years. During this time, I have hit it off with a dozen women. Ten of them turned out to be very religious or in cults, which is a deal breaker to me. Of the remaining two, one became a dear friend before blocking me when she met her now boyfriend, and the last one is asexual. FML
Today, I realized that the past 10 years of my life was wasted on being a decent and helpful person only to have people lie about me, physically and verbally attack me, try to ruin my personal and professional life, and even cause me to go into debt and deep depression. All of this because I fell in love with a guy 10 years ago. FML
Today, after I tried to give a friend I had for ten years a second chance, after we had a bad falling out because it was "too much for her" that I had a life changing accident and was not upbeat about it, needless to say she has been obnoxious these past 6 months and I should not have let her selfish butt back in. FML
Today, after a year and a half, I finally cut things off with my ex completely because I was starting to have feelings for someone else. Right after I cut my ex off, the other girl that I liked cut things off with me, and threw my ass in the friendzone. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Today, I realized I'd spent 14 months giving my love to a closeted lesbian, who used me like an emotional vampire to hide. She cried about her ex leaving her for a man, then did the same to me. She's a parasite jumping from host to host because she's too cowardly to be honest. I’m just her latest supply. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Um…what?
Rake 18
I have no idea what you just wrote. But it sounds like you are having hard time. I hope you feel better and that life will bring you love and happiness.
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Um…what?
Rake 18
I have no idea what you just wrote. But it sounds like you are having hard time. I hope you feel better and that life will bring you love and happiness.
D J's MOM 17
so what you're saying is a girl friend zoned you, she messed with your head badly and only your faith helped you to finally find peace?. stay away from women for a while.. maybe
Rake 18
who said they are a men? Or interested in women?
Gubbon 17
What? Helped you do what?
Yudith 28
A wise man once said to his beloved (in the movie "Crouching tiger, hidden dragon") "When I am with you, I feel peace." Mental addiction is the opposite of peace. May you find peace in your beloved as you found peace in God.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Not sure how OP will find peace in their beloved when they keep getting rejected by them. Also, there is no "peace in God" here. If God was real, and he ain't, homie would be getting tested. And failing.
drewbreezy 2
you sound like your being too nice. giving all your time to that person and not making her earn your time . Whatever you do don’t be a nice guy. let go of expectations and attachments and just live with more value. women come and go don’t act like she is the only one for you.
incognitho 2
you think God created that crush for you that you should been left alone. no you did that and because at the time you didn’t know God you couldn’t hear him tell you they weren’t for you. but in the end at least you found God.
IHaveThePower 18
Please go tell your doctor this so they can get your insurance to pay for therapy.