Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, in Las Vegas, after taking my drunk dad and his drunk friend to their respective hotel rooms, I realised that I, despite being 16 years-old, am the responsible one. FML
Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, after my dad recently had to go sober or face dying within a year, it turns out that without the alcohol, his personality still sucks. He used to be a drunk asshole, but now he’s just an asshole. At least when he was drunk he used to pass out. Now he can be an asshole all night without stopping. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?
BruisedGiraffe 15
he must really like the booze
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Comments (91)
britasif27 5
he must be in regret or denial..
Zodaicz 4
Well if he's drunk all the time. Wouldn't his drnken state be his default state?
zeta24 0
actually my wife, and u dont have to believe me, but my alchohilic aunt moved in with us after she could not afford to keep her apartment. alsi, i am married to a trauma surgeon in downtown chicago for three years. so dont ge making assumptions about me, asshole.
zeta24 0
and she said he has been DRUNK. not drinking, DRUNK. you can drink without bieng drunk, idiot.
frozenpoopsicle 0
Say bye to your father now, he's going to lose his liver from all the alcohol.
zeta24 0
and 63 i have a hard time believing u will ever be married unless its to a dog.
Dcmachead 0
You're not alone. My little brother grew up with an alcoholic parent and didn't know any better. If your dad is that drunk, intervention would be preferable to watching him die from a blown out liver. Been there, done that.
steelerzwoot 0
awe poor dear... join the club million strong and counting
dansco 25
It took you 17 years to figure that out? That you're Dad is a drunk?! Wow slow much...
slammyD 0
...what?