Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, in Las Vegas, after taking my drunk dad and his drunk friend to their respective hotel rooms, I realised that I, despite being 16 years-old, am the responsible one. FML
Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, after my dad recently had to go sober or face dying within a year, it turns out that without the alcohol, his personality still sucks. He used to be a drunk asshole, but now he’s just an asshole. At least when he was drunk he used to pass out. Now he can be an asshole all night without stopping. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?
BruisedGiraffe 15
he must really like the booze
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Comments (91)
sleepyhungry93 0
either you're dumb or your dad is pro.
rhpsfan9 10
you never smelled the alcohol on his breathe?
melibear89 7
well there's this new thing called an alcoholic. those people you see sitting in a circle those are the alcoholics and they thought they'd try this thing called alcohol and they liked so much they drank it every day for years and years thus making them drunk for 17 years or longer. if you still don't understand you might need to try it out.
RainbowHeadache 2
My dad has been smoking a joint or two a day since he & my mom got married 22 years ago. I didn't even know until he offered me one two years ago. My mom still doesn't know. So I guess OPs dad can get away with it if he really wanted to.
zeta24 0
how can you be drunk for 17 years?
zeta24 0
well excuse me, but there is also such thing as alchohol poisoning so if u r drunk for 17 years u would not be living. in fact, i grew up in a household with an alchoholic aunt AND i am married to a doctor. dont tell me shit about that, especially not in sarcasm.
Pawned71 0
sobriety fa1l
yuggi1 11
Well, couldn't you notice the bottles in the trash can? Do you close your eyes everytime you are going to dump something in the trash? O.o
lalalovesjaja 0
I have a hard time you a married to a doctor #58 just wanted to get that out of the way first...and second I am sure she didn't mean DRUNk but drinking. My mother has drank everyday for as long as I can remember and I am 23 so yes it is very posiable. I am so sorry OP I really understand what you are going through. So 58 you might want to ask your "husband" again.
starxshine 0
lol I can totally relate to you, OP.
guitar_god7007 3
well at-least when he was in his normal state you didn't think that was his drunk state.