Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, in Las Vegas, after taking my drunk dad and his drunk friend to their respective hotel rooms, I realised that I, despite being 16 years-old, am the responsible one. FML
Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, after my dad recently had to go sober or face dying within a year, it turns out that without the alcohol, his personality still sucks. He used to be a drunk asshole, but now he’s just an asshole. At least when he was drunk he used to pass out. Now he can be an asshole all night without stopping. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Over the past 17 years you were never able to smell alcohol on his breath?
BruisedGiraffe 15
he must really like the booze
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Comments (91)
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
YDI for not realizing this 17 years earlier, however fyl. might want to get pops some help
lmaoatall 6
so now you understand why your dad kept saying, I will not botch, I'll hide the scotch, and his favorite, hide the booze until they snooze. no op, they weren't nursery rhymes!!
blookitty 5
it reminds me of that Family Guy license episode... hehe
OceanBreathesSal 5
15, if you drink constantly enough like that, they will deny that they need help and say that are perfectly fine.
marinus_fml 20
**** Australians and their drunken ways.
aussie_gemini 5
don't hate... join in!
Livinia 11
Hahaha
SilverStarr 7
marinus's informations Town/Country : Perth, Australia Makes sense.
ChantelRenaeee 0
hey there is nothing wrong with Australia or their awesome people!!!!!:D atleast not every second person in the USA is FAT!!!!!
MissBunny25 0
57 stfu
rocketeer_97 1
57- you really need to stfu with the stereotypes. kay ? thanks(:
ChantelRenaeee 0
no worries.(:
ihasbrains 10
No no no, guys. She said we're NOT fat. Wow, thanks, 57!
oblio 0
I hope he's a nice drunk at least. Did you finally realize the truth because he recently quit? If so, give him some encouragement, I'm sure he would appreciate it.
perdix 31
Default state? Is your dad a robot? Is his dick NC or NO?
man_in_black08 28
too him 17 yrs to figure tht out?.. wht r u stupid..?
ugliness 6
op was used to it, if you have constant BO do you smell it after a long period of time? it's the same effect
ihasbrains 10
Correction: you're stupid. OP probably grew up with it, therefore didn't realize there was something wrong.
sammyjo224 0
Same with me. I didn't know my dad was constantly drunk until I took my husband over to meet my parents and he said something about him walking funny. I never noticed it cause I grew up with it. I thought he was just normally a stumbler haha
13Lina97 0
I feel so sorry for you.
thatnucca 36
I'm sorry but is absolutely hilarious... I bet his blood and liquor share an unbreakable bond by now... What a legend! lmao
BIGbadBRIZZLE 0
you deserve it
goaty777 0
lol yeah it's time for AA.
flickyourbic1223 7
Obviously not.