jbthedude
United Kingdom
****** around, found out
Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML
stupid_airbag
Australia
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Can you cut it out?
Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML
Anonymous
Hacienda Heights, United States
Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
thatgirl34
Australia
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Ouch
Don't do this sort of shit
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
E or
United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today I learned…
Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
....they don't look that comfortable, though....
jayalexander 7
better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...
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Comments (118)
xofunaliciousxo 0
thankyou captain obvious
CreamyGoodness_1 7
Oh shit :o
hopelessxdesign 5
I'd rather have a little pain then be dead
morganlee 7
glad ur still alive!
spaboolly 26
Neither are dashboards. Or steering wheels.
Stain92 14
Well yeah, they are legally classed as an explosive. And it would hurt alot more hitting the steering wheel or dash.
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Wow that sucks. I don't think I want an explosive in my face.
NickyB3293 7
They dnt look comfortble at all and i learned that at a very young age
SecretlyEvil9792 22
Accidents hurt no matter what.
ifmlftw 0
win 39
fozzie1 0
I like pëñïšëš
KatherineJ 0
Why in the name of the all holy creator would you proclaim that upon a place where impressionable teens can view that. You make me quite ill, you sicko. Think before you act. It might seem funny now, but it's going to come back and nip you in the bud later. Use the upstairs brain, not the downstairs one. Learn from this.