jbthedude
United Kingdom
****** around, found out
Today, I discovered that airbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML
stupid_airbag
Australia
Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Can you cut it out?
Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML
Anonymous
Hacienda Heights, United States
Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
thatgirl34
Australia
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Ouch
Don't do this sort of shit
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
E or
United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today I learned…
Today, I found out that the little bumps on the child seats in the Wal-Mart shopping carts are spaced just enough that they can crack my brand new phone's screen past its screen protector in two places. FML
Top comments
Epsilonyx 15
....they don't look that comfortable, though....
jayalexander 7
better than hitting the steering wheel with your head...
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gymnstemily92 0
Omg! R u okay? PS Tht really sukks
LordGoober 13
Anything inflating at what, 200 mph? Should hurt.
VeroAnne 11
I'm pretty sure if it wasn't for that airbag, you would have hit your head on the dashboard or steering wheel and not have been able to post this FML right now :/ .
Amrel 10
Ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a rocket scientist
missyj0 12
A rocket surgeon.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Amrel you are a terrible rapper
zaveeshaveesh3 7
But your comment was funny:)
Amrel 10
Its just a joke:)
whatever222 3
unfortunately I know exactly what you mean
ashtree 12
I wish they were though. They look so billowy and squishy, like a magical dream pillow from the stars.
Miss_Blaine 18
I know :( sorry OP!
maddie2015 0
That sucks.
jordanbrace 2
why'd you crash
disney_blonde 16
They're supposed to save your life and you're concerned with comfort?