Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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turtlemonkey 0
whens our date?;)
hatesfate 6
When they drop...
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Comments (111)
Rasetsu 10
What girl doesn't?
KiddNYC1O 22
That's alright, I've taken balls to the face before.
trollierthanthou 1
what a nutty thing to say. If he did not laugh, it was actually a testes of his humour. You really had balls to even say anything back, because most people would have freaked if their crushes spoke to them. I mean it may sperm as if he does not like you but he would not have apologized if he did'nt.
trollierthanthou 1
i used to make arrow to the knee jokes. But then i got balls to the face...
Fylives101 2
Do you like shuttleCOCKS to the face too?
MisterDoctor 12
if the ball hit you in the face, would that mean you were directly across the court from him, watching him?
Acaprice14 9
Scary Movie 4. You're so unoriginal.
RendarSelin 5
Whatever, if he laughed it off, it shows he has a sense of humor. And it's a great conversation starter, lol. If he laughed, pursue him!
eimiii_fml 0
Haha, hilarious.
ninjacapo 2
Getsummm haha thats a good pickup line :p