Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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turtlemonkey 0
whens our date?;)
hatesfate 6
When they drop...
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Comments (111)
OffToTheGayBar 9
This is why I only reply with grunts, yes, no and the occasional **** off in bird whistle.
mosquito19 14
yes you do!
thats_my_job 11
I don't know, I thought 18's embellishment with the hot dog was more funny then 15's comment. Also the comments were minutes apart so it might have been a timing issue.
tomtato 10
Ballzoned!
BigMamaJ 0
LOOOL dummy (:
CookieGirl4ever 13
^ Good point, I thought I was gonna be the 2nd comment but in a few minutes I became #9 so your right maybe he didn't see that comment yet.
HolaJessicaHola 0
Smooth. One of my favorite pick up lines!
wyz135 7
It should carry on like this, "...if you know what I mean..."
goose12321 11
I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with that lol
RedPillSucks 33
She's a Ballinchinnian (Men in Black reference)
j_cat187 20
Can't wait for the new MIB.