Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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Top comments
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!
Cads1 24
Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.
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Comments (55)
Steffi3 40
That's awfull! I hope your grandpa is fine..
thefmlman2011 37
No, he's on fire
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope your grandma doesn't listen to Alicia Keys...
crudeandrudeguy 29
Of course he's fine, I think it's wonderful that they still have the fire of passion after all these years
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!
trulypar 34
Or perhaps grandpa is a Doors fan and was singing "Come on baby light my fire."
tepovre 18
Actually, if OP's grandfather is still alive, that means the spark WASN'T there :p
MRSwick2525 23
#37, Why do you say the spark WASN'T there? Are you implying that he is way to old to get it up? First that isn't the only thing that a marriage revolves around and second my Dad was a grandfather at 60yrs of age. I don't know about you but 60 is far from old.
soullyfe 33
@43: That's not what they were trying to imply.
leogachi 15
@43 Calm down. The spark wasn't there means that he wasn't set on fire. It was a joke.
skymachine 23
Uh, I'm pretty sure 43 was joking.
mynameischarles 13
The real question is whether or not your grandpa deserved it...
meunluckycharms 16
He had to have done something horrific to deserve to be burned alive
clairesucks 37
No one deserves to be burned alive. It's an inhumane thing to do
chocolatelover96 14
There is absolutely no reason in the entire world, that would justify setting another person on fire.
enginsteve 17
all you people... What about Hitler?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Not even him. Once you start making exceptions for really horrible people you make it easier to justify for not very horrible people.
That_Ginger 18
Could have been practicing witchcraft.
mynameischarles 13
I was being sarcastic but i guess it wasn't obvious. I voted FYL
leogachi 15
@31 I disagree. I think I could very easily say that Hitler deserved to be set on fire without saying that less horrible people also deserve it.
Cads1 24
Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.
mygirlgone 6
shots fired
Kurby14 21
uhh.. wow. Never heard this one before. hope your grandpa is ok OP! hope it works out for you!
echarlotte 19
What the actual ****
Cads1 24
What is an actual ****? Is it different from a real ****?
jerryj 27
What the hypothetical ****?
bwinski 19
You can pick your nose but you can't pick your family. Sorry OP. I hope everything works out well enough.
Matheo_fml 21
What a story to tell your grandkids...
frostedfoster 15
Perhaps she was just trying to rekindle the flame between them? Hope he's okay OP