Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!
Cads1 24
Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.
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Comments (55)
naviajack626 16
sounds like my grandma...
awkwardteenagers 3
I always knew there was a spark between them
annabeldiaz 2
At least it wasn't you, she was trying to light on fire.
momac86 17
Wow I hope I'm that much fun when I'm old
Zee_Mills 13
what the actual ****
JKPwnage 27
Well don't give it to her.
Pandacupcakelove 26
This is so sad... yet so funny
_imacooldude_ 10
Granny has lost it man
interesting33 37
That is horrible. Any way you look at it.
tkoester 4
Last time I heard she was still in jail! To top it all off he is an amputee! He only has one leg!