Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
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Top comments
BShek 12
Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...
Beeboopbeep 9
Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.
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Comments (96)
saffy66 34
Nothing like the ego of someone who thinks it's all about them, and that everyone else will think so too.
queencabello 19
Lol who does that
heroqucas 25
You're a brave soul for posting that, and your title is going to get some attention too.
PeaceTurtle 17
Time to move? Or catch her on the move with a camera? If it's bad enough and you have the evidence you could probably get her arrested if you wanted, or at least get a restraining order on her.
dada124 8
I'M GONNA GET YA!
ImaSuckerV2 12
I'm coming for you
lilycups 11
Not sure I actually believe that you didn't post anything considering you just left quite the specific post for her to recognize you with now.
mike307 11
I hope she reads this; If the shoe fits, wear it.
Saraishi 25
Well, you posted about her now. Cover your remaining windows.
RedHead4Dead 10
You done ****** up now