Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
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Top comments
BShek 12
Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...
Beeboopbeep 9
Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.
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Comments (96)
spideryann_fml 8
That's brilliant, OP ! By posting this, you found a very effective way to confirm if your psycho ex is actually reading FML... Too bad we won't have the follow-up... To be continued...
TMO2142 25
Ummmmmmm.... id get a restraining order. sounds like something bad is gonna happen
Hinup 11
All the atantion she is getting now through the comments xD
TheGoldDunsparce 4
And now there's gonna be a second brick thrown through your window XD
pancakessdsjsn 17
Well, you're certainly digging your own grave writing this post... FYL
TheSignOfLibra 11
Wow.... I agree with the others saying about how posting this FML was a bad idea. You might have to look for objects being aimed at your house in the near future. Good luck. ?
blucorsa 15
This might sound like the obvious thing to do, but you should get a restraining order ASAP.
moonlight77 28
Isn't it ironic! Don't you think?
JohnnyWake0 13
So she's gonna read this now & set your house on fire
BloodyGlass 10
Call the cops.