Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
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Top comments
BShek 12
Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...
Beeboopbeep 9
Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.
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Comments (96)
Moskaaa7 26
Oh, the irony.
goodread2200 10
You might as well have posted a picture of her because we all know exactly who you're talking about... I mean how many psycho ex's can there be in the world? There's certainly only one in London. See... you were wrong and she was right. Now apologise for not posting that thing you didn't post.... maybe by a letter, attached to another brick...
Why_The_Fuq 13
He was the one that posted about green beans in the microwave. And I doubt he has two psycho exes, although it is possibly that he just likes to stick it in psycho
SanguineAether 8
Just an FYI, the green beans guy was from Illinois.
ssnow_fml 20
Sounds like she is exactly my type. Seems like we pick real winners OP.
sonasonic 34
Don't stick your dick in psycho.
crudeandrudeguy 29
But they are the only ones that will let him... To bone or not to bone, It really isn't a question
ShleeG 23
She threw a brick through your window because she thought you posted an FML about her... so your response is to actually post an FML about her? Run bro... run far. She's coming for you
wasliedtoasakid 22
She doesn't sound like a very good girlfriend. She should at least make an effort to try to trust you, otherwise, it doesn't sound like there is a very healthy relationship going on here.
Dorminion 13
Psycho Ex-girlfriend are the key words there my friend.
wasliedtoasakid 22
Haha. Sorry, I read it wrong. Oops...
TADspace 30
I wonder if we'll get a follow-up on whatever crazy shit the ex is gonna do after reading this one.
Dawson_M 5
Probably not, he might die
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Run bro
ccameron12 21
I'd like to see a follow up to see if she reacts to this FML. or to see if he actually did or didn't post one before
classicate 29
Well youre probably not helping by posting this
Phantomsnake 10
I wish you a nice stay on Mars