Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
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Top comments
BShek 12
Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...
Beeboopbeep 9
Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.
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Comments (96)
omzz15 23
On the list of "10 dumb things to do before I die" this was number 2
Zebediabolical 45
If she hasn't... She'll read this comment and watch them now. :D
Cbnotme 20
When she inevitably throws another brick "throw" some bird-shot back.
Footballjake15 8
Call the police
kieferyost 2
Why is everyone saying she'll get another brick when she reads this one? The lady will Probs realize that she made a mistake and possibly pay for the window after she reads this.
emeraldarcher74 30
mmm... nope
zaidthunder1 27
Is that sarcasm or stupidity?
JustThatPerson 21
Umm, I guess not, if the first FML wasn't him, talking about her, and she threw a brick through the window... What will she do now!?
PapiiChuloo 4
You must've never met a psycho girl in your life before.
Internetflakes 13
Get ready for that second brick to come in through your window. But don't worry. Probably has nothing to do with her. :)
HUGBUG 23
Now your ******
elizabeth_black 26
I hate to be THAT guy but it's you're*
Why_The_Fuq 13
You are THAT guy, yet no one probably noticed tbh
olpally 33
But you're a girl^^^ come on...
zaidthunder1 27
You have posted about her now though, so be careful. Throwing bricks is kind of extreme.
Why_The_Fuq 13
He had one before. This is the 'green beans in the microwave' guy, and I don't think anyone is dumb enough to get stuck with two crazy exes
Mama4ddk 15
OP likes crazy till they like him back.... The next brick will probably be burning, escalation and crazy go hand in hand. Good luck OP.
zaidthunder1 27
For OP's good health it's probably best not to berate the ex on FML. Aforementioned Ex, if you're reading this Keep Calm and Don't Throw Bricks.
MarkGaus 12
Lol she is probably reading this right now