Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
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Top comments
BShek 12
Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...
Beeboopbeep 9
Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.
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Comments (96)
cantfixme36 28
And I'm sure that this will definitely help the situation and not make it worse
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
I doubt it
JustThatPerson 21
Love the sarcasm. LMAO.
lksdliz 9
The FML world will be waiting for follow up posts!
dlToTlb 10
good luck when she find this post
TheRealBobSaget 14
I doubt it
TacoCat15 10
You are not a smart man.
trucker2 33
She'll be driving the car through now- the brick was old school
crazy_bananas 31
Tell us what crazy shit she does next after she reads this post.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
I'm not really sure what having a psychotic disorder has to do with the FML in question. I'm just saying, it sucks what happened and you don't deserve that, but you also don't have to promote stigmas against mentally ill people, specifically ones who experience psychosis, by using outdated slurs, to get your point across. People who experience psychosis get pegged as being violent a lot by the media, when that's simply not true, and using a slur that derives from their experiences to describe people who act scary or irrational doesn't really help.
unapologetic 8
Psychosis means any mental disorder through the severity of which one loses contact with reality. Sounds perfectly fitting here to imply she has a skewed perception of reality.
Shade1982 21
Being mentally ill sounds perfectly at home for someone who acts like a 'normal' person normally doesn't...
pancakessdsjsn 17
Go back to tumblr
pandainspandex 19
Hi, OP's ex girlfriend!
gamermonster 34
Weather forecast for the coming days: at a local house bricks will fly very low.