Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Top comments
Gaber64 11
Why would you do that on a forum
xfluttershy07 8
ok you needed to man up and tell her how you feel In REAL LIFE not a forum
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Comments (69)
PainOfDemise 11
Should have done it in person, not on a forum.
SaucyGirl106 18
your love couldn't have been that strong if you weren't motivated to confess it to her in person.
dstark26 9
Guess the forum isn't the only thing she will be moderating
weveallbeenthere 30
never do it like that. it scares them away. take your time.
LumpLegacy 15
she deemed that post...inappropriate
imjanty 10
Sorry OP, PDA is not that attractive... Especially in a forum.
loidnerdy101 10
Hey, I once tried to apologize to a girl for being so stupid to her and then she blocked me on Instagram, so I know how that feels.
Duggie1339 13
Bro that's some sad shit why didn't you ask her in person
privatepiper 7
Girlfriend of three days says she wants to be friends. Hahah FML
m7md1986 7
Next move will be loving each other on the forum ?