Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
"Forever your lover"...personally, I would've stayed away from you. That's a creepy way to sign a pointless way of expressing your feelings. Just go talk to him if you're serious.
24788 7
Haha, at least he notices you.
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ziqi92 0
that...is a bad one...i made a calculator game to ask one of my friends out to prom (this was 5 months ago) and now shes not friends with me anymore just bcuz i asked her out. shit happens and i feel ur pain.
ssnepenthe 0
I have to say YDI for signing "Forever Your Lover." Not only that, he really didn't do anything terrible. But "woot!" for being from AZ!
rockyhorrorshow 0
Forever your "lover"? Bit much, dear. And to add onto what everyone else is saying, she didn't say "throw" she said "tossed". Meh. Just my two cents.
XxmidnightXx4545 0
LOL I remmonded this :DDD lol but the sucks!!
fmlallneveryday 0
I fell bad for you. See stuff like this makes me scared to tell people I like that I like them.
letitbe56 0
Rule of thumb: Anonymous notes=creepy Down to earth revelation of feelings, or asking him/her out=not creepy
shostakovich 0
Strike out "revelation of feelings" and you're good to go.
Starchild21 3
I'm sorry to hear that and hopefully it works out in the end (one way or another). I would have to ask though, the fact that he could recognize the handwriting, did you do it enough to stalker proportions or something???
screwtaylor 0
This isn't the 1800 anymore. We don't write notes or letters to people.. It's all about getting rejected on myspace and facebook. 4realz.
screwtaylor 0
I meant year 1800*.
plexico 4
Or even 1993. Getting rejected on MySpace is SO 2007, and Facebook is SO 2008. The place to get rejected now is FMyLife.com!
Starchild21 3
Except a lot of these happened a while ago, and FML uses the template of "Today" Key example is the girl that had her mom give her $4,000 and ask it back, which she said happened a few years ago
ky_stone22 0
Why does he recognize your handwriting? That seems a little strange if he doesn't like you (which your post makes it sound like)... But yeah, I agree with #17. Everyone says "grow a pair and tell them you like them," and then this happens. It certainly does nothing for confidence.
letitbe56 0
Writing an anonymous not does NOT constitute growing a pair. Growing a pair is telling him to his face. (This is not easy. I needed a couple drinks before I could ask my BF out. Not proud of that, but it worked out anyway!)
spiffles 0
He doesn't like her because she writes creepy anonymous letters and leaves them in his locker? Yeah, he's really a douche.
gbw71 0
Forget about it. He's probably not really worth it, and you now see that he has no capacity for empathy. Plus, karma is a bitch and he'll probably be someone's soon.