Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
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Top comments
lyndis_fml 0
Buy them some new chickens. They're probably not that expensive. Deliver the chickens with a sincere note of apology.
null_fml 11
How the hell did you manage to run over four chickens?!
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lyndis_fml 0
Buy them some new chickens. They're probably not that expensive. Deliver the chickens with a sincere note of apology.
heavenandhell 0
op deserves its for getting arroused by chikens
ericahlstedt 0
YDI idiot, what if you had a head on collision with someone else you deserve to have your license suspended if you cant even keep your eyes on the road YDI
RustyShackelfurt 0
I think you did a great service to us all. I used to look at those same chickens everyday while driving past the farm. I'm glad they are not there anymore, those damn things were distracting me from important things, like texting while driving!
nativebacon 0
@31 - Everyone makes mistakes on the road every once in a while (this one just happened to really suck for some poor chickens). I'm so sure you've never taken your eyes off the road for a second.... yeah right.
ericahlstedt 0
HAHAH DUDE YOUR TOTALLY RIGHT it was the toddlers fault for being in the crosswalk, not your fault for not paying attention
freudianego 0
Oh look, a women. NO it is NOT okay to make mistakes on the road. That's how people get killed.
Maksimillian 0
ULTRA KILL!!
shelbtron 0
why did the chickens cross the road? TO TEACH YOUR DUMBASS A LESSON. hope it's 4 deer next time. good luck.
ABbaby 10
#102 FTW!!!!!
Elargentino15 0
XD 102
nativebacon 0
@89 - I didn't say it was OK, I just said IT HAPPENS! The OP is not a horrible person!
xAllygator 1
Lol, I was thinking the same thing.
alliewillie 22
That's like saying "Oh I hit and killed your two dogs? Sorry about that, here's a couple new free ones". Lots of people have pet chickens (i have one that rides to work at the animal hospital with me and hangs out with our clients all day) and they aren't just "cheap replaceables". That's extremely sad for the owners.
NickACD 27
What the actual **** is wrong with you?! YOU ACT LIKE CHICKENS HAVE NO FEELINGS! Like he should only be apologizing to the owners. APOLOGIZE TO THE ******* CHICKENS FIRST.
NickACD 27
Shelbtron you need to ******* see your mouth shut. YOU WISH DEATH TO CREATURES JUST TO TEACH AN IDIOT A LESSON! **** YOU
Orgazm0 0
Hit and run!!
deadpool91 0
and the important question: why did the chickens cross the road?
jcscool 0
pick them up and cook them, free chicken!!!
xTwig 10
How to find a redneck.
Syn_fml 0
Huh. I would have sworn the poster was gonna be a woman.
screwtaylor 0
Huh. I could have sworn you are a sexist idiot. Oh, wait.. you are.
RustyShackelfurt 0
make me a sammich and stfu!
ky_stone22 0
sorry, but I've got to go with screwtaylor's comment on this one
24788 7
Eat the evidence.
rmujerita 0
bahaha that's hilarious
nikkiandyou 0
Awwwwwwe, thats so sad. F the poor chickens lives! well, it wasnt your fault...but still, sad dude.
rickrolled01 0
How is it not his fault? He OBVIOUSLY wasn't watching the road.
akiro525 3
he clearly states he wasnt watching the road, if you still think it wasnt his fault then you really need to get yourself checked out. would you still say it wasnt his fault if we replace the 4 chickens with 4 children?
null_fml 11
How the hell did you manage to run over four chickens?!
Singularity_fml 0
One chicken per tire. Do the math. ;D
grv_fml 4
lmao
null_fml 11
Good point. BRB, renting 18-wheeler. Gotta test your theory.
screwtaylor 0
Put them in your truck. You got some good eatin' food for tonight.
wyld3fyr3 3
/agree
BellaBella01 0
Q: Why did (n't) the chickens cross the road? A: BECAUSE YOU FRICKEN RAN OVER THEM!!!
Laceyfrogs8 6
Haha I laughed, but its still sad.
blah123blah 0
Why did the four chickens attempt to cross the road? To live a happy life in peace. Nice job, live with the guilt of killing not only 4 happy chickens, but killing their dreems too...
Elargentino15 0
XD XD XD XD LMAO