Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
"Forever your lover"...personally, I would've stayed away from you. That's a creepy way to sign a pointless way of expressing your feelings. Just go talk to him if you're serious.
24788 7
Haha, at least he notices you.
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MsSippi 0
so what was the point of the note if you never planned on telling him it was you?
I_Love_Robert 0
haha oh well atleast he knws
triplethreat13 0
i'm a huge romantic, but "forever your lover" sounds a bit...obsessive. hun, if you're gonna write a love letter, you gotta write it in brief. don't pour your heart out because you never know who else can read it. just make it short and sweet, and don't write it anonymously because eventually, in some way, he'll trace it back to you. be honest, be confident, don't be creeperish.
AAAAHHHH12 2
Well, it looks like she's already gone through the creeper-ish light. Ooopsie.
turboawesome88 0
How did you think it would play out? "What's this? A note from a maiden so fair that confesses her undying, unadulterated love for me? Why, that's not creepy at all! From this day forth, I will not rest until I can discover the identity of my secret admirer and take her beautiful hand in marriage! Cruel world, reveal the name of my pure sweet daffodil at once so that eternal happiness can be mine!" At which point you'd run up to him, make out passionately, and naturally live happy ever after.
yonika_babyyeah 0
omg, the way you put it made me laugh ! :P loves it.
minkledoo22 0
you are my new best friend. i think i love you.
wyld3fyr3 3
1. Microsoft word FTW 2. i agree with everyone who says "tell him u swallow and do anal; say u want him to **** ur brains out" 3.next time u see him bring a top hat and some beer, unless the awkward zone is a dude only thing (hmmmm thinking about it, i think the fancy clothes and beer version is usually a guy only thing)
Starchild21 3
wtf are you talking about?
themercurialone 0
High five sir for the QC reference. I think it's a guy thing only though. ;)
simplyn2deep 2
story of my life while in high school...minus the locker part
FSBull 0
Hey, if you don't take the risk, you don't reap the benefits. Coulda been a bit less "in your face" with the note but kind of figure you knew he would know.
beastio 0
U r frigging creepy. YDI
DameGreyWulf 1
On the bright side, he knows you and pays attention to you well enough to recognize your handwriting. You know, I really do not get secret admirer letters. Why tell someone your feelings when they don't know it's you? It's the same as never having done it at all...
Starchild21 3
You have to take into account that while it may be sweet that he pays attention to her handwriting, it kind of implies that he has gotten so many that he can now tell who it is lol. And some people do it in the sense that they get what they feel off their chest, but they're too afraid of seeing a person's reaction if they were to tell them straight. I guess afraid of rejection?
fml3164 0
U 100% deserve this for being so damn creepy. Damn girls r weird
yonika_babyyeah 0
lol and guys are what.. perfect? wrong !
moonlight_daze 8
Girls are wierd and us guys are ******* idiots. Happy, yonika_babyyeah?
yonika_babyyeah 0
im content with that.