Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
"Forever your lover"...personally, I would've stayed away from you. That's a creepy way to sign a pointless way of expressing your feelings. Just go talk to him if you're serious.
24788 7
Haha, at least he notices you.
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Comments (259)
screwtaylor 0
Now not only will he recognize you for your handwriting.. but now you'll be "that creepy chick who sent me a weird note".
paperfox_fml 0
... 'lover'? Do you know what a lover is? o.O
letitbe56 0
It is MAD creepy to call yourself someone's lover if you're not actually their lover. Also, leaving an anonymous note in someone's locker=fail.
macc55 2
you deserve it you dirty douche
esodrevOcinorhC 0
I love you
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Well of course he'd recognize your righting, if he's your LOVER... Right?
ScaryPants3 0
I don't really get this one.. So he threw the note back, it's just rejection. Get over it.
ngill1999 0
HAHA FAIL
Roberto_66 0
FOREVER YOUR LOVER?!?! You... Haha that's creepy for someone you've never been with.
Stormcat 0
I can totally imagine one of my friends doing this shes liked this guy for 2 years, been rejected before, but wont give him up and im also from arizona freaky..
lilpadfoot16 0
Next time tell the person instead of being a creeper.