Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
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perdix 31
You might get his lawyer's number :) Did you not learn in kindergarten to cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? If he gets sick, he could blame your snot attack for his problems.
kwosti 0
That is sooo disgusting - I guess next time you have a cold you will have learnt about handy pack tissues to keep behind the till....
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Comments (38)
epicwinmaster 0
boogiecandy.... lolz
hollywallbanger 0
sneeze into your elbow!
jonny2x4 0
YDI for trying to flirt whilst sick. You really have your priorities mixed up girlie. Get well before trying to mix business with pleasure.
DameGreyWulf 1
Quite right, dear sir. And lady, you could FEEL it coming. You didn't think to, y'know, grab a tissue... turn your head... hold up your hand... anything along those lines...?
Superawesomestev 0
you are awesome! win!
shellybean87 0
okay.... o understand that sometimes it's hard to controll your sneezes but jeez u could have at least covered ur mouth or something
lgzspectrum 2
I really hope you don't work in the food service. You shouldn't of even been at work
Ninjaface 0
The relationship probably wouldn't have worked out anyways, seeing as he would have soon realized that you're a stupid dipstick who brings her cold to what sounds like a food-related job.
looloogirl 0
win
DLT_17 0
it could still work. u know, if it were "meant to be". If not you shouldn't care. Although i can understand how embarrassment can haunt you.
EveryDayJackAss 0
.....well, it helps to have Kleenex with you, i never can have enough of those :D