Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
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lazychilo 0
that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?
jewelzgalore 0
"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.
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Comments (176)
cicilovesyou 0
omg that sux that would be like my worst nightmare haha srry about that
cicilovesyou 0
omg that sux that would be like my worst nightmare haha srry about that
happycloud_fml 0
Hahaha, too bad.
slutbagg 0
who cares what people think about sex... its in our nature and i see nothing wrong with people having a good sex life unless of course your selling yourself. thats wrong. however just keep some gum on you, strawberry is best and just use it before u guys make out that way you add some of fruity fun to the makeout! :)
roooose 6
YDI for not brushing yo teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethhh bbaaaaaahahahhahahahahahaaaaa
fuggles 0
you *****!
fefouile 3
HAHAHAHAHA STINKY LOOSER
kailarahne 19
hahaha holy shit
LaylaLou_fml 0
sweetie it's ok. my boyfriend told me our 2nd kiss was awkward. stuff happens, just learn from it. and don't think you're a **** because of all these people. just carry gum and think before you say things:)
moomoo14 0
sloooow down!
hjanelle14 2
S-L-U-T!!