Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, as I hadn’t showered yet, I told my boyfriend not to go down on me in case it smelled "down there." We started kissing instead, but he made a "blech" face, then went down on me anyway. Apparently my morning breath was worse than unwashed crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
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lazychilo 0
that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?
jewelzgalore 0
"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.
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Comments (176)
fuzzybear14 0
Thats mean
captainobvious97 0
all the ppl calling her a **** are jealous cuz they can't get laid!
ryan_ethan 1
Gotta keep the breath fresh on a date.
kims0706 10
So this was your first kiss and you were already offering sex?
uglycrow 5
Is it that big of a deal to brush your teeth? And you wanna get it on right after your first kiss? How old are you? Twelve or something?
souljacker 11
Offering sex on a first date reeks of desperation. Don't do it.
caseykruy 4
Brush your teeth and floss and ull be in good shape maybe some mouthwash could help
ReeMorgan11 3
The thirst is real for having your FIRST KISS.....then wantin the D. I mean goddamn
sc3ptical 30
#172 I'm pretty sure she means her first kiss with that particular guy. And even if it was her very first kiss, that doesn't mean that she's really young. She could have just been waiting/unable to get any xD
imhope 23
Someone needs to brush their teeth
baconofthepan 7
Chew gum, it helps.