Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
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jetsown08 21
I'm sure they'll call and you can sort it all out then.
efemel94 7
World's worst criminal?
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Comments (107)
Cynt3r 19
Let him call so you can...pay in kind
Psych101 9
Worlds worst criminal or worlds best flirter? You definitely guaranteed a call at least.
stary1722 6
Now he has a reason to call! Lol XD I hope you can get it all sorted out.
Ozuru 11
That's a way to get him to call you.
PaulB123 11
Well that's one way to ensure he calls! Edit: Just about everyone beat me to it.
Welshite 40
Now you have a perfectly reasonable explanation to see him again. And make sure you take a pen with you. Oh, and a picture of yourself. Wait, wait, you can't forget to take your calendar either. Good luck!
efrainelboricua 12
I wonder where's docbastard I'd love his opinion XD
DocBastard 40
efrainelboricua - I don't have much of an opinion on the FML (other than what several other people had already written), which is why I didn't comment.
gracehi 33
Selective commenting. I like it!
Enslaved 38
I hope you do the right thing and go back to pay. Plus give a nice tip his way for the inconvenience. He'll definitely remember you and hopefully it'll be a great first date conversation topic. (:
MelTheGreat 23
I hope hope you didn't write, "Call Me Maybe."
perdix 31
No, Carly Rae Jepsen wrote that. YWIA
paddy4169 5
No he cant do that, they just me this is crazy haha
MelTheGreat 23
Physically wrote that phrase is what I meant, Perdix. Thanks though.
Austyn57 1
epic fail!!!