Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
What were you thinking?
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
First step
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.
Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML
Trickster
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Top comments
idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
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MacOSXpert 7
You got OWNED!
SweetPotatoVines 0
This shouldn't be an FML because It's clearly you're fault that you were ******* stupid enough to leave your ******* phone behind.
shallyoujoin 0
haha. true =)
marz88 0
Is it me or do we have a lot of FML's from nor-de-pa..erm something france?
marz88 0
and yes I know this one is from VA
CosmicPossum 2
When no location is given, it defaults to France. Not that this counts because it says Virginia. :D
LOLYLIF 0
FML was orginally a French site, so that isn't too suprising.
Nessco 36
Totally deserve it for stealing from the restaurant.
idkweird 0
YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
ZombieBrutality 0
ydi haha but that sucks though
dragonmystik3030 0
cos he got caught breaking the law because he is stupid.. and a thief. YDI for being so stupid that you think you can do whatever you like.. i hope they pressed charges
Towelie_31 0
i hope they press charges too, i read a book today called 100 most infamous criminals. How the **** did this guy not make the list? i'd give him atleast top 20.
lil_cig 0
Infamous? No. Dumbest? Yes. Also, if this FML happened fairly recently, how would it be in your book?
Towelie_31 0
#156 you don't honestly think I am being serious when I compare someone from a dine and dash to a murder?
lil_cig 0
^ I.. er.. uh.. actually did.. *sighs* Oh look, cookies! nom nom nom...
bugmenotmofo 34
lol your comment is cute! to the person above me :D
lil_cig 0
why, thank you :) here, have a waffle (^'-')>#
kittygurl13 1
oohh that's spoof cute. for your cuteness you can have a hug (>'o')> <('o'<) haha
kittygurl13 1
I ment soooo not spoof the thingy on the phone changed it sorry haha
ke59100 1
that sucks YDI
damienwatkins 0
um... this should probably be on failblog...
XxRyanxX300 0
what a dumass...
austinisme247 0
you spelled dumb wrong. o how i love irony
null_fml 11
Oh, I love irony too... almost as much as I love the hypocrisy of you criticizing someone else's comment like that.
Fllyleaf 0
umm, so? the owner was just trying to be kind by letting you know that your phone was in safe hands. how is this an fml? I dont understand xD
null_fml 11
"Dine and dash" means they eat, then leave the restaurant without paying.
npk88 0
Well, it isn't an FML because the poster TOTALLY deserved it...they essentially robbed a restaurant. As someone who has worked as a server at a restaurant before; I say I hope the OP gets max punishment for theft. What a dumbass. YOU SUCK
austinisme247 0
o stop being such a queer. thats like if a person steals some bubblegum and saying YOU ROBBED THE STORE OF 10 SENSE IM CHARGING YOU FOR ROBBERY! yes i realize a meal cost more than a piece of gum, but u probably get lots of customers so suck it up
null_fml 11
Aha, I was wondering when the bottom of the barrel was going to get here. #224? It's about time you showed up; I was almost regaining some measure of faith in humanity. $20-$80 on average depending on the establishment. The server has to pay it so you're stealing from a person, not from "The Man". Waiters and waitresses are not rich, so there's no Robin Hood delusion... Dine-and-dash is basically equivalent to a mugging without the violence. Do you go around mugging people, austin? Or are you a pussy who can only pick on people who are forbidden to fight back?
SarahBearXoX 0
see #224 for retarded, unthought about post. first of all cents* second the establishment has to buy the ingredients and pay people to serve and cook this food and it isn't cheap. besides you shouldn't even steal gum even if it is one cent.
YummyBubbles08 0
Troll
Konarika 11
Because they left the restaurant without paying for their meal, and the owner found their phone, so they had to come back to pick it up. Pretty embarrassing.
connayy 0
Um...then don't dine and dash next time?
666Broghan666 0
No, no, no! That NEVER works!
jollyjam1 2
You are a sleaze-ball for doing a dine and dash. What kind of idiot even thinks this is an FML? YDI all the way.
satanicminnow1 1
That's what you get for stealing.