Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
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jetsown08 21
I'm sure they'll call and you can sort it all out then.
efemel94 7
World's worst criminal?
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Comments (107)
worldclassrager 41
well it looks like you'll be getting a call about the pay and the possible date...
riptor911 10
Worlds dumbest criminals. Leaves contact info at crime scene.
Shadow47_ 0
That one bit you right in the ass, didn't it?
PhishloverA 14
Leaving your number on the bill for the waiter is how you paid it. So no, you didn't forget to pay the bill OP
PhishloverA 14
One time I was at a gas station about to buy a bag of chips and this guy really needed help. I got so distracted and so focused on helping him that I accidentally walked out with the bag of chips. I went back and paid for them though
scampman 5
Hey this crazy And I just met you But here's my number So pay my bill maybe?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Am I the only idiot who thought he meant the phone bill?
dragonforerunner 2
You just opened new payment options :-) cash, grass or ass lol
Jasonf6 0
Well, now they can find you.
Blooblibloo 4
Maybe your phone number is worth free diner?