Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
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jetsown08 21
I'm sure they'll call and you can sort it all out then.
efemel94 7
World's worst criminal?
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Comments (107)
johnnyboy7 5
Can i haz your numbur? :D
everz98 0
Hope you get jailed
ninjaqueen101 18
At least you probably got a date lol
patrickalamo 48
Dine and dash
mario2012 18
I'm sure if you paid her for a one night stand she'll forgive you.
spinnaker 1
How embarrassing!
alfred07 18
Just return and apologise, assuming you don't do it again it wont cause any hard feelings. I once threw up on a bar and they still let me back in that pub.
sweetmama88 6
Now he's as a reason why to call you .
alig203 5
Maybe he will pay it for you? It's a great conversation starter, he could say that he wants to take you to dinner, and pick up the tab for real? Idk look on the bright side OP(:
babalooisbabaloo 5
Am I the only one who assumed OP is a boy o.o all the comments suggest otherwise
rivaraven 35
Well... it does tell, that it's a woman. After her nickname.
captain__jj 5
The FML itself also says WAITER, not waitress (which of course doesn't absolutely mean OP is female, but it's more likely).