Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, a first date had gone surprisingly well. We spent two hours talking, laughed at the same dumb jokes, and even agreed to meet again. Walking home, I texted my best friend, "I think I actually like this one." Unfortunately, I sent it to my date instead. His response was, "Good to know I'm 'this one.'" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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420hiadventurer 0
Well, at least he didn't take you to HIS wedding.
aego56 0
Jesus he's crazy... Run away! And aside from it being uber forward/creepy, it's also a dickish move - A date takes only a little bit of your time... weddings can eat up a whole day!
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gorgeous_vampire 0
if you don't like him enough to appreciate him thinking long term you shouldn't have started dating him in the first place---plus why would you be at his brothers' wedding if you've only known him a week or two??? surely you're the one giving the wrong signals???
RespondomaticMan 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Seriously, that's awesome. Be sure to shatter his hopes and dreams at a truly crucial moment in his life.
ammali 0
Hoolllyyyyy junk that's creepy. In the immortal words of King Arthur, "RUN AWAAAAYYYYYYYY!"
katiesfcuk 0
he sounds like the guy from those new taco bell commercials. he's a keeper.
Superman8_fml 0
#14, i'm just gonna assume you've been married and divorced several times...
redhead10 0
oh shit that's nuts lol
sunshine_55 0
Nice job copying that word for word from Cosmo...
summersun 0
Either he is trying to make himself look good or he is crazy. Ask him to explain before you go out again...
tipple 0
Yup - run first, and don't pause to ask questions: There is no upside to this a) he is announcing you're THE one: he should have told you first; mega-creep b) he is saying you're the one he's been talking about: he should learn your name and use it in your presence; ill-mannered creep c) he's using you as cover: he's dumping the embarrassment onto you instead of taking it himself; gutless turd d) he thought this was the romantic way to tell you he likes you: should have had the guts to tell you to your face; pillow-biter If he takes the time to call you and explain himself, it might be worth listening to him, but one will buy you a thousand that he doesn't.
hahah808 0
first date? nice dinner is a wedding reception? the one? um..106 is my hero!