Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, a first date had gone surprisingly well. We spent two hours talking, laughed at the same dumb jokes, and even agreed to meet again. Walking home, I texted my best friend, "I think I actually like this one." Unfortunately, I sent it to my date instead. His response was, "Good to know I'm 'this one.'" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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420hiadventurer 0
Well, at least he didn't take you to HIS wedding.
aego56 0
Jesus he's crazy... Run away! And aside from it being uber forward/creepy, it's also a dickish move - A date takes only a little bit of your time... weddings can eat up a whole day!
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Comments (160)
Frlf 0
RUN AWAY.
Colour_fml 0
I don't think that's that creepy. obviously if he called you "the one" that means he's been talking about you and probably really likes you. Who cares if it's a wedding. :/
lost_in_lalaland 0
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
louisianagrrrrl 0
at least he didnt try to make it a double wedding!
strawberry_78 0
creeeeeepy!!!
jrwdfw 0
Didnt that happen on 'that 70's show'?
Yousapp 0
Um, lolololololololololololol.
summersong89 0
thats a VERY awkward position to be in...
BaldOuting 0
wow that is an intense first date!
IToldYouSo 0
Well, I guess it depends on the guys tone. He could have meant 'THE one' or he could have just meant that he was talking about you to his parents and he meant that this was 'the one' he was talking about.