Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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shan789mudge 0
aww haha poor guy! =P
happy_me 0
awww poor guy :( fhl i hope you dont judge him for that only. I'd be ******** my pants too
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thabeast 0
if i was (were?) him id be like "thats a nice gun may i see it for a second...?" or strated juggleing the bullets then your dad would know the act wasn't working and it might have been his personal gun not his cop one.
zombieman000 0
agreeing with #110. I can empathize with overprotective dads but that's kinda excessive, I think. Hope things work out well.
koalabear77386 0
whoa #124...calm down a little?? for all those saying its fake or came from twilight or from that rodney atkins song, where i live this is normal for all dads. my dad did it when i went to prom, my best friends' dads did it for them too. it's all part of being a father, and i know when i have a daughter i'm sure my husband will do the same thing. OP at the time it seems real embarrassing and you must hate your dad, but later down the road you'll look back on this and laugh your ass off one day.
mrodrigu7 1
FYL for having such a pussy of a date
shaeto 0
honestly, if that happened to me, I would probably laugh, just because it's such a cliche. and, I mean, he's obviously not actually going to shoot me. also, if i knew my date's dad was a cop, I'd probably research guns in case he pulled something like that. he takes it out: "oh, is that a ______? how's the trigger guard on that thing? i heard that the kick makes it really ineffective unless you modify it with a _____."
effthis 0
holy shiz id shit myself.. a gun being cleaned right in front of me.. damn
itsgen 16
LOSER!
Sanrio90 8
Your dad seems like an insecure douchebag, sorry. There's nothing wrong with looking out for your kids at all, but treating them like property and showing clear disrespect to a complete stranger shows lack of maturity and security.
jrl585 0
girls dad points a gun at me ??? i **** his daughter that night with her permission of cross and ill tell him about it with a tee shirt that says i **** your daughter to are first dinner with her parents
doof_fisch 2
It was just his way of saying: "You better keep your pistol in its holster, sonny-boy, cuz if you bang my daughter, I'm going to bang you!"