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DrunkGirl This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff France

First date, and probably the last

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

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If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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if it helps, i got black out drunk and punched my boyfriend in the throat on our first date. i was aiming for the face, but he dodged it. we've been together for over a year.

EDIT: oops wrong one....

baby_gurl2405 0

gees! so not funny like whos house did ya wind up at afterwards? not smart to get hammered on the first date!

YDI for getting that drunk. Self control is not that hard.

Bitch gets hammered, bitch's bitch gets hammered. In the face.

my god you are my idol

Sounds like someone's getting a second date.

sounds like your gonna be my second wife

whoslayedgoliath 0

wasnt there an fml a couple weeks ago about a guy getting punched in the face by a girl he went out with that got too drunk? i think there was.