DrunkGirl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
First date, and probably the last
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0
If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him
Narzhul 0
Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.
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Comments (103)
lynnshelbs 0
if it helps, i got black out drunk and punched my boyfriend in the throat on our first date. i was aiming for the face, but he dodged it. we've been together for over a year.
A7X112009 0
EDIT: oops wrong one....
baby_gurl2405 0
gees! so not funny like whos house did ya wind up at afterwards? not smart to get hammered on the first date!
_Naboo_ 0
YDI for getting that drunk. Self control is not that hard.
Clitastrophe 0
Bitch gets hammered, bitch's bitch gets hammered. In the face.
peaceheyyy19 0
my god you are my idol
dspadres 0
Sounds like someone's getting a second date.
KillU2009 0
sounds like your gonna be my second wife
whoslayedgoliath 0
wasnt there an fml a couple weeks ago about a guy getting punched in the face by a girl he went out with that got too drunk? i think there was.
Superawesomestev 0
win!