DrunkGirl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
First date, and probably the last
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0
If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him
Narzhul 0
Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.
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Comments (103)
theunwantedone 0
Haha, "hammered," "punched." I get it xD It's a pun
begeru 0
I went on a date with a girl. Turns out she's a hammer and punched me in the face. FML
sj_fml 0
nyc...thats how u roll!
roisindubh 0
This happened to me once. One of the many reasons I decided to quit drinking.
jordiepoo 0
the other day on mylifeisaverage, i saw the same post..almost. except it said last night i was on a date and got hamered and then punched in the face..
amybroccoli 0
dont drink then
ElvenMarth 0
I can't believe that we allow women to drink now, much less leave the house. These are the kind of people that we let vote. F our lives.
immabe13 2
not ok #90... not ok. you are a sexist jackass. girls rule XD (yes im a guy)
midnight10 0
the moral of this story is don't get "super hammered" because you'll probably end up doing something incredibly stupid.
metalpunk_fml 0
Good. That's what you get for being a worthless alcoholic. And this is a waste of server space.
Compass 0
I honestly don't remember when going out drinking was a good idea for a date. You're supposed to get to know each other better. That's the point of dating. Drinking is for going out as friends or when already together.