DrunkGirl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
First date, and probably the last
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0
If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him
Narzhul 0
Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.
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Comments (103)
Narzhul 0
Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.
tyhillman 0
Haha hammerhand, I want to marry a girl with one of those.
Reyo 2
Isn't there an FML out there in the perspective of the boyfriend?
NewEngland 0
http://www.fmylife.com/love/5758524 North Carolina and France, so not the same couple
Skull_300 0
Wooo, a feisty one. A great candidate that I would like to give some donkey punches to while Banging her from behind! Ahh haaaa haaa!
TheShay 0
pwned by alcohol... -.-
Rota 0
Terrible FML. You're a ******* moron.
Aero_boy 4
Agreeeeeeeeed. What kind of date do u get hammered at anyways? I mean I always try to look good when I go on dates...
macnamera 0
For some fellows that would make you a prime candidate for a second date.
nomadxx7 0
If you actually read the FML in moderation it did say the "dude wants a second date because he likes that I'm crazy"
jackkerouc9 0
Randel Graves says "Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth."
Gavik 0
They change the FMLs during moderation? Da ****?
nomadxx7 0
Actually I think that most people post their FMLs about 3 - 5 times each. I've seen duplicates but also the same FML written several different ways. I think it's to try to get the story published so the OP is making multiple versions to get one to be submitted.
americayay 0
Clerks 2 reference. WIN.
Zakimus 0
this one makes me sad somehow... FML has lost it's glory
jackkerouc9 0
Your doing it wrong. He is supposed to punch you in the back of the head.
aimeegoldberg 22
*you're
phanotomsea 0
If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him
The_Disturbed 5
No sympathy. YDI.
BlacknBlueHaHa 0
Funny shit, but get to a meeting fast!
Chunchunchun 3
YDI for being an idiot and getting wasted on a date.
Boulouloum 0
I like how France resumes to Nord Pas de Calais