DeeZeeMb
Maribor, Slovenia
Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML
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0mysteriousman0 22
Just a different way to decorate for Christmas really...
allykaymorris 24
She's going green!
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0mysteriousman0 22
Just a different way to decorate for Christmas really...
DeeZeeMb 21
When this happens, and it's a regular occurance, she goes crazy. She starts to run, then drops her ass on the ground and slides a little, decorating my flor with streaks of poop.
Talis99 26
Wouldn't you run around if your shit was hanging from your ass by a thread? She doesn't have hands.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
My dog once ate a very long string and my dad had to hold him while my mom pulled the dangling string from his rear end. A disgusting moment I will never forget. Animals are so ******* weird.
DoomSkuller 28
If it comes out still intact, technically it's not digested, btw. Just passed through while everything else digested around it.
DeeZeeMb 21
You are right. It's technically not digested. But i had to explain that it came out the other end and was running out of available letters, so i went with digested, to explain it wasn't puked-up, which is what normally happens when cats eat grass...
MrsDruidess 23
be really careful OP! Pulling could slice up her intestine if its wrapped up in there. Cutting it off is what the Vet would tell you to do. But I am really sorry this happens. Good luck!
DeeZeeMb 21
Obviously I don't use force when doing this. It usually just slides out. Except one time when the grass snapped off right at the a-hole. But my cat is fine, don't worry...
allykaymorris 24
She's going green!
vikky538 29
She is going green all over.
Nubsche 18
thats a shitty situation
gamermonster 34
Stop this already
hellnosucka 27
this comment makes me wish there weren't so many shit related fmls.
dabaerju 23
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Sora_McKain 36
But....that's not how you end if in Java....
rgriff27 19
Well maybe you should thank her for saving you money on garland for your tree.
_delusions_ 15
Anal grass. Its like anal beads but for cats.
gamermonster 34
This makes me wonder what kind of weird stuff you are into
_delusions_ 15
lol it was a joke.
more4me 27
It was funny. Not sure why you're getting thumbed down!
iT_Cereal 25
my cat had shit stuck on his tail and tried to get it off but ended makeing shit stains on the floor.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
A pull string cat?
derangedplanet 23
do you think it talks and moves when you do? wow its like a real live being!
Quendolin 24
While reading I had it all as a Disney scene in my head... Except that last sentence.
ljks101 2
Sounds like a sticky situation
gamermonster 34
No, just stop
enginsteve 17
I thought my day was rough. I don't envy you or the cat!