DrunkGirl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
First date, and probably the last
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0
If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him
Narzhul 0
Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.
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Comments (103)
kukopia 0
I just wanna know how you say 'super hammered' in French. I'm sure it sounds sexy!
memory_loss_fml 0
"complètement bourrée" would be a possibility...
citycrazed25 0
I hate drunk chicks
drmike_fml 0
this seriously just happened to me last week. but I was the guy that got hit. I wonder if this is her?
netfreak 0
I'd be okay with this.
freudianego 0
Hope he punched you back. Fair's fair if you punched him first. Maybe it'll teach you not to get 'super-hammered' and punch him in the face.
SheriffBart 0
You should have offered him anal to make up for it.
thousandinone 0
If I was on a first date with a girl who not only got hammered but full on hit me in the face, she would have my applause and would automatically qualify for a second date. In fact, that would bump her up 80% of the way to "worthy to bear my children"
hardskrew 1
would you like to go out with me??? : )
ayashe 2
YDI you stupid drunk.
Rasetsu 10
Your own damn fault.
AndreaHatesYou1 0
So because you don't know your limits, you want sympathy? Go to rehab.