DrunkGirl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
First date, and probably the last
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0
If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him
Narzhul 0
Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.
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Comments (103)
nofxtime 0
well don't feel bad I am sure that there are guys who are into that sort of thing.
TeamDazu 5
Like your dumbass.
fuckingshitt343 0
you know, the truth comes out when you're drunk.. sounds like you didn't even like him =)
ShutUpandEat 0
AWESOME!!!!!!!
perdix 31
Guys don't mind if you get hammered if you also get nailed.
Brakeshoe 0
Oooohhh, this guy would call it FOREPLAY!
PlasmaWafflez 0
I don't think you can say anything other than you deserved it...
Chaldean710 0
HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME ! :D
best_friends_ 0
i kissed a dunk giiiirl. why do i, do these things i do to myseelf.
asafetybuzz 0
i ******* love you. and i ******* love soco.
TeamDazu 5
I think the language yiu speak is High School drop out. Right?
TheLetterZero 7
Longtime.
TheLetterZero 7
That's what he gets for dating a girl who overdrinks.