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DrunkGirl This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff France

First date, and probably the last

Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

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If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him

Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.

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moonlight_daze 8

That'll teach him for being awesome!

yes thx for asking

was it a hammer punch

hateevryone 15

there goes that second date

I swear i read an FML about a guy that went out with a girl and got punched by his hammered date! :O

Zottenpedj 21

i once did the same with a girl, and she still liked me

anyone else think that FML shes talkin bout was secretly an lol

Have you not heard of self control?