DrunkGirl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
First date, and probably the last
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
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phanotomsea 0
If you had an awesome date.. then why did you need to get super hammered? It's your own fault, so no I don't feel sorry for you.... just for him
Narzhul 0
Man, I would love a super hammer-hand to punch my dates with.
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Comments (103)
Vaetrus 0
ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wipes tear from eye* whew.
hardskrew 1
I've done it, too. It happens to the best of us rowdy gals.
vmimo 0
Wow. Great first impression. you're definitely a keeper. Guys, she is available now.
kscott88 0
Any particular reason why the part about him liking your craziness was left out? I know I saw that when I was moderating submissions....
asilex 0
DONKEY PUNCH!!!
Ninjaface 0
Might I suggest dating a masochist next time?
nzl_fml 0
why are there so many FML's from Nord-Pas-de-Calais? Must be the same person making them up.
NATTiCUS 0
yeah coz there cant be more than one person in Nord-Pas-de-Calais who reads FML, thats impossible
stephy_k22 0
fml was made by 3 french dudes...
Im_Not_Jimmy 0
I don't like to think of myself as a nasty person but really, I cannot summon any pity for people who get sick or do stupid things because they got drunk... Your life wouldn't suck if you didn't drink!!
Rockybaby12 0
hahaha, that is SO funny!! Man that sucks, he must have been like WTF !? god this made my day.
belladonna_1986 0
Aw that takes me back! Sounds like me and my man every other weekend ahahaha.